Today I had some surprise free time, so I spent the majority of it trying to upload and post my stories and pictures from Berlin. Sadly, it was not working. I'll give it a try again tomorrow. I'm dying to share these with you guys! (..and I know you're waiting with great anticipation! ;)..) Since it didn't work I thought I'd just write a random blog!
As most of you know Valentine's Day is right around the corner. I'm sure you've noticed the insane amounts of pink, red, hearts, cupids, and candies at your local supermarkets. Totally obnoxious, right? Okay, I love it. Mainly because I am a seasonal candy-a-holic. Last year I probably ate 10 big bags of candy hearts.. I know.. I know.. YIKES! Thankfully, this year I am without transportation (and time), so I have don't even have the option to pick some up! Yay for prevention!
Anyway, this year I have gotten myself the most wonderful Valentine's Day present and it was completely on accident! Yep.. an ironic accident. I will be spending Valentine's weekend in Paris! HA HA HA HA. When I planned my trip I didn't even realize. It will indeed be special. Now on to the good part..
This is for all you single people that have the blues since Valentine's Day is around the bend! This is the information you've been waiting for and is very likely to land you your very own valentine!
Friends have posted this on facebook several times and it always gives me a good laugh, so without further ado, I present to you "How do you decide who to marry? (written by kids!). Hope you laugh as much as I did!
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"A group of young kids were asked how do you decide who to marry and here are the results which are pretty amusing.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids!)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don’t want any more kids.- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.- Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.-Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they’re rich.- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.- Theodore, age 8
(2) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is……..
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